If you’ve been following me, then you would know I do social media and internet marketing a little differently than everyone else; I’m the kid who colours outside the lines.
You are human, and yet you’re not human, or at least you don’t sound like one. You sound like a badly tuned robot, and that’s just me being nice. Some of you are illiterate, obnoxious fools waiting for some sale to fall into your lap because you think a social media page is really code for epic online sales generating genie. The rest of you are too self-absorbed to realise that you don’t even understand social media; and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. What you think you know, I know 10 times more, and I also know that you’re wrong too; but that’s a rant for another post.
90% of the brands on social media have not the faintest idea of what they are doing.
Now, why would I say that? Am I mad? Have I lost a few of my screws?